tk all the way

seriously

quality time

  • Mom: Did you hear about that cantaloupes in Denver? Some guy got sick, right? And then they recalled all the cantaloupes.
  • TK: Really? I didn't hear about that.
  • Mom: You didn't?! Well. Be careful.
  • TK: I don't eat cantaloupes.
  • Mom: NO. I mean all vegetables. Make sure you wash it good, ok?
  • TK: Don't worry.
  • Mom: I don't want you to get sick!
  • TK: I don't eat vegetables. So I won't get sick.
  • Mom: I'm gonna slap your face.